fruits love veggies

I often find large vegetables in the sex lounge that some poor soul has used as a dildo. my favorite so far was when i found half a cucumber with a condom on it!
HALF!
what happened to the other half? did they make a salad with it? did they slice it up and make a relaxing eye mask? tzadziki?

I also like to imagine their trip to the green grocer. What are they thinking as they peruse the vegetables looking for the best one to shove up their ass.

Tonight it was a carrot! A BIG ASS carrot!

as i cleaned the sex lounge i sang to myself
"someone shoved a carrot up their ass tonight! oh they shoved it up their ass! did they shove it up their ass?...oh yes they did, oh yes they did!"