FIST ME

A Rammer (Ram lounge customer) came into work and told me he wanted to be fisted. He went into the lounge and returned an hour later. "no luck" he said. "maybe next time'! I replied in my annoyingly cheerfull retail voice. "Yeah...maybe...." he mumbled "....unless"

Said customer proceded to ask if I would like to go and fist him... or maybe i could fist him at a later date..
"sorry sir" I said " we cant mess around with the customers"

He then spent about 20 min highlighting what he could do with the rubber fist (seen above) and generally talking about how much he likes to be fisted.

Also this guy wasnt a big ole queen .... He was a very straight rough tradie coming clearly from work.

fun fun fun till her daddy took her t-bird away
ryan

Highlights not for kids

Some highlights of my evening.....

Someone left their soiled underwear in the one of the bins of cummy tissues tonight.

One dude was in the internet booth wanking for 6 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!

A guy called to ask about the gay cruising lounge.... He wanted to tell me how he wanted to fuck 18 or 19 year olds... i said that we mostly got an older crowd but he could try his luck..... He then asked me how old I was.... I said "im 31".... "oh" he said "you sound young"... "well im not" I said


MEOW!

I got the job

Well I got the job. so in the future expect to hear exciting stories of my life selling smut.

The interview was just like any other interview. The only thing different is they had to make sure I was o.k. cleaning up cum. They assured me that they were completely hygenic with the use of gloves and tongs etc so i said yes. I mean Nurses have to clean up WAY worse than some guys stinky spooge. Plus the high wage really softens the blow ....... get it! Softens the blow! Im hilarious!!!!!!!

interview

Today i had an interview at a major adult store. I think it went pretty well.....The reality is I am the perfect candidate because i really am non judgemental. If i get the job i hope to keep this blog as a testiment to my life as a porn jocky!

Right now i am hopefull and happy and drunk on red wine

lets hope they call me tomorow

George.