Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Highlights not for kids

Some highlights of my evening.....

Someone left their soiled underwear in the one of the bins of cummy tissues tonight.

One dude was in the internet booth wanking for 6 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!

A guy called to ask about the gay cruising lounge.... He wanted to tell me how he wanted to fuck 18 or 19 year olds... i said that we mostly got an older crowd but he could try his luck..... He then asked me how old I was.... I said "im 31".... "oh" he said "you sound young"... "well im not" I said


MEOW!

Monday, October 5, 2009

I got the job

Well I got the job. so in the future expect to hear exciting stories of my life selling smut.

The interview was just like any other interview. The only thing different is they had to make sure I was o.k. cleaning up cum. They assured me that they were completely hygenic with the use of gloves and tongs etc so i said yes. I mean Nurses have to clean up WAY worse than some guys stinky spooge. Plus the high wage really softens the blow ....... get it! Softens the blow! Im hilarious!!!!!!!