The Grates - 19-20-20

The Grates - Carve Your Name

the grates

this is my favorite aussie band. In one way they so remind me of my punky/gothy youth. But as a 32 year old im happy to find i can enjoy music just because it makes me want to dance around like an idiot!

I have also had the pleasure of seeing them live. I have never been a big concert person but they rocked my socks off live!
this is a small piece of Australia that makes us awesome!


i give you the grates

p.s. you know how you buy a bands cd for one song. well i own all their music and EVERY song is super awesome!!!! and i think all their CD,s are so awesome i actually BOUGHT them from the STORE!!!!

The Grates - Aw Yeah

supreme awesomeness

My manager at work went on holidays for 2 weeks so i was the acting manager while he was away. To thank me he got me a t-shirt with this on it!

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!!!

the hiney can

At work we sell this product called the hiney can. Its a fake pussy and ass that comes in a container looking like the beer. HILARIOUS!!!!!!

we had 3 in the store and at 80$ couldnt get rid of them. So we reduced the price to 35$. After a week i finally sold one.

The guy had been in a few times looking at the masterbators. He was in his late 20s and pretty hot. But he seemed very shy and straight. Of course when i get customers who are shy in the sex store i try to put them at ease. Make them laugh and joke around with them ect.
im a professional smutt pusher after all.


So we joke around and he eventually buys a hiny-can. Cut to 40 min later when i recieve a phonecall.
"um yeah, hi... i was in there earlier and bought that hinycan from you"
"sure i remember you"
"well listen its not really working"
"um what do you mean"? i say
"well its too tight.... i cant get my dick into it"

"have you lubed it up"? i say

"yeah... i dont know if im not hard enough or if my cock is to big or what. But i cant get it in"
"ummm have you tried pulling the fleshy part out of the can" I say
"ummm hold on" he says


....really! your doing this while were on the phone! ...REALLY!!!"

"mabye your not hard enough or else your dick is simply too big" I say (what am i doing here)

"oh hold on " he says

then there is about 2 min of pregnant silence to which point i have to say
"well i hope you figure it out.......anyways i have to go now"
click


I wonder if people who work at K-mart deal with this sort of customer service senarios?