my latest print. copper plate etching with chine colle

Gatekeeper to horny pensioners

My store has 3 different entrances. 2 front entrances and a back entrance. When I open the store I usually start with the back entrance.

This morning when I opened the store there was an elderly gentleman waiting at the back door. I let him in and said " I'll be right with you" and went and opened the two front doors.

When I got to the front counter I expected to find him there waiting for me but he wasn't there. One quick look at the security camera showed him standing exactly where I had left him

So I had to go get him and bring him to the counter.
I wonder how long he would've waited by the back door for me to " be right with him"

George**the gatekeeper to horny pensioners

fruits love veggies

I often find large vegetables in the sex lounge that some poor soul has used as a dildo. my favorite so far was when i found half a cucumber with a condom on it!
HALF!
what happened to the other half? did they make a salad with it? did they slice it up and make a relaxing eye mask? tzadziki?

I also like to imagine their trip to the green grocer. What are they thinking as they peruse the vegetables looking for the best one to shove up their ass.

Tonight it was a carrot! A BIG ASS carrot!

as i cleaned the sex lounge i sang to myself
"someone shoved a carrot up their ass tonight! oh they shoved it up their ass! did they shove it up their ass?...oh yes they did, oh yes they did!"

"Oooh...Yeah..." - Greg Scarnici & Mario Pando

awesome new shoes

These shoes arrived in the mail today! i am awesome in my papa bear shoes!!!!

Homemade dildo.

I was cleaning the gaysex club at work when i noticed something strange. well stranger that usual. Tied to a table leg in one of the rooms was what looked like a big black snake.

Upon further inspection i realized it was a dildo. but not one from the store. no this was an old fashioned HOME MADE DILDO!!!

The gays had taken crumpled up newspaper and old dirty socks and shoved them into a condom creating a HOME MADE DILDO!!!!
they then tied this onto the table leg (presumably so they could back up onto it).

First i tried to untie it from the table leg so i could throw it away.
But the gays had tied it too tightly!
so then i had to go get a sharp knife and actually hack away at the sock material until the HOME MADE DILDO came free.

If i was starring in my on t.v. show about my life this would've been the point where i would look directly into the camera and say

"it was at this point i really started questioning the direction my life had taken"

that is all for now

George

The Grates - 19-20-20