its 2 am and im drunk and out of smokes.
so i saunter my way up to the garage (gas station) to buy some.
on the way home i find a young man passed out in the gutter. well dressed..maybe early 20s....cute...
I walk past and then catch myself. "its cold out tonight... i cant really leave this guy without making sure he's o.k........ "
"wake up: i say as i push him...
after several minutes of pushing him he stumbles to his feet.
"do you know where you are" I ask?
"umm i live near rundle street"
"rundle street is far from here... where are your friends?"
....and heres where im sucked in
"they are all on granville street"
...........................
"um dude granville street is in vancouver" (am i tripping , thats my hometown)
"your in adelaide"
"oh yeah....i live in rundle street"
"are you from vancouver"?
"yeah but i live on rundle street"
"where are your friends"?
"in Vancouver" he says and looks confused and sad
I hail a cab and get him to tell me his rundle street address... I then pay the cab driver 12$ to take him there
"arent you coming with me" he asks
"dude i dont even KNOW you" i say
and damn he was cute. apparently....at 32.... i have morals.
Morals i did NOT have at his age.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
Talk dirty to me
sometimes people call me at work. Mostly its to ask what stripper is working or how many people are in the GaySex lounge (I dont know!!!!!! stop asking me!!!)
But every once in awhile I get someone who calls to talk dirty to me.
This never fails to amuse me!
it usually starts innocently enough
"Ring Ring"
Me- "Dirty Porn store this is george speaking"
Caller- "um yes... how much is your gay sex lounge?"
Me- "its 11Dollars to get in."
Caller- "and what happens in there?"
Me- "Its a cruise lounge where men cruise other men for sex"
Caller - "and what type of facilities does it have"?
Me- "its fairly basic. Its a series of rooms with couches and wrestling mats and there is gay porn playing in the rooms"
Caller- "is there a glory hole"?
Me- "yes! there is a glory hole in the bathroom"
Caller- "ohhhh my cock is getting hard just thinking about it.And im dripping so much precum. Are there many people in there right now?"
Me- "Theres a few guys in there"
Caller- "i want a guy to shove something up my ass in there. can he do that in there"
Me- "you can do whatever you want in there. we also sell a vareity of dildos and sex toys here"
caller- "oh really! Thats making my cock so hard!!! How big are the dildos?"
Me- "they vary from normal to really really big"
Caller- (rustling sounds) I like it really big Mmmmmm my cock is so hard right now.... do you ever go in there?"
Me- "sometimes to clean it"
Caller - Would you go there with me"
Me- "sorry we dont mess around with the customers"
Caller "how late are you open to?"
Me- "12 am....anyways i gotta get back to work. Nice chatting with you"
click
These conversations can go up to 10 min depending on my mood.
I love that these people are so desperate that they are calling the porn store to get their rocks off.
Ahhh well at least it makes my day go faster
But every once in awhile I get someone who calls to talk dirty to me.
This never fails to amuse me!
it usually starts innocently enough
"Ring Ring"
Me- "Dirty Porn store this is george speaking"
Caller- "um yes... how much is your gay sex lounge?"
Me- "its 11Dollars to get in."
Caller- "and what happens in there?"
Me- "Its a cruise lounge where men cruise other men for sex"
Caller - "and what type of facilities does it have"?
Me- "its fairly basic. Its a series of rooms with couches and wrestling mats and there is gay porn playing in the rooms"
Caller- "is there a glory hole"?
Me- "yes! there is a glory hole in the bathroom"
Caller- "ohhhh my cock is getting hard just thinking about it.And im dripping so much precum. Are there many people in there right now?"
Me- "Theres a few guys in there"
Caller- "i want a guy to shove something up my ass in there. can he do that in there"
Me- "you can do whatever you want in there. we also sell a vareity of dildos and sex toys here"
caller- "oh really! Thats making my cock so hard!!! How big are the dildos?"
Me- "they vary from normal to really really big"
Caller- (rustling sounds) I like it really big Mmmmmm my cock is so hard right now.... do you ever go in there?"
Me- "sometimes to clean it"
Caller - Would you go there with me"
Me- "sorry we dont mess around with the customers"
Caller "how late are you open to?"
Me- "12 am....anyways i gotta get back to work. Nice chatting with you"
click
These conversations can go up to 10 min depending on my mood.
I love that these people are so desperate that they are calling the porn store to get their rocks off.
Ahhh well at least it makes my day go faster
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