sometimes people call me at work. Mostly its to ask what stripper is working or how many people are in the GaySex lounge (I dont know!!!!!! stop asking me!!!)
But every once in awhile I get someone who calls to talk dirty to me.
This never fails to amuse me!
it usually starts innocently enough
"Ring Ring"
Me- "Dirty Porn store this is george speaking"
Caller- "um yes... how much is your gay sex lounge?"
Me- "its 11Dollars to get in."
Caller- "and what happens in there?"
Me- "Its a cruise lounge where men cruise other men for sex"
Caller - "and what type of facilities does it have"?
Me- "its fairly basic. Its a series of rooms with couches and wrestling mats and there is gay porn playing in the rooms"
Caller- "is there a glory hole"?
Me- "yes! there is a glory hole in the bathroom"
Caller- "ohhhh my cock is getting hard just thinking about it.And im dripping so much precum. Are there many people in there right now?"
Me- "Theres a few guys in there"
Caller- "i want a guy to shove something up my ass in there. can he do that in there"
Me- "you can do whatever you want in there. we also sell a vareity of dildos and sex toys here"
caller- "oh really! Thats making my cock so hard!!! How big are the dildos?"
Me- "they vary from normal to really really big"
Caller- (rustling sounds) I like it really big Mmmmmm my cock is so hard right now.... do you ever go in there?"
Me- "sometimes to clean it"
Caller - Would you go there with me"
Me- "sorry we dont mess around with the customers"
Caller "how late are you open to?"
Me- "12 am....anyways i gotta get back to work. Nice chatting with you"
click
These conversations can go up to 10 min depending on my mood.
I love that these people are so desperate that they are calling the porn store to get their rocks off.
Ahhh well at least it makes my day go faster
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