"Oooh...Yeah..." - Greg Scarnici & Mario Pando

awesome new shoes

These shoes arrived in the mail today! i am awesome in my papa bear shoes!!!!

Homemade dildo.

I was cleaning the gaysex club at work when i noticed something strange. well stranger that usual. Tied to a table leg in one of the rooms was what looked like a big black snake.

Upon further inspection i realized it was a dildo. but not one from the store. no this was an old fashioned HOME MADE DILDO!!!

The gays had taken crumpled up newspaper and old dirty socks and shoved them into a condom creating a HOME MADE DILDO!!!!
they then tied this onto the table leg (presumably so they could back up onto it).

First i tried to untie it from the table leg so i could throw it away.
But the gays had tied it too tightly!
so then i had to go get a sharp knife and actually hack away at the sock material until the HOME MADE DILDO came free.

If i was starring in my on t.v. show about my life this would've been the point where i would look directly into the camera and say

"it was at this point i really started questioning the direction my life had taken"

that is all for now

George