the hiney can

At work we sell this product called the hiney can. Its a fake pussy and ass that comes in a container looking like the beer. HILARIOUS!!!!!!

we had 3 in the store and at 80$ couldnt get rid of them. So we reduced the price to 35$. After a week i finally sold one.

The guy had been in a few times looking at the masterbators. He was in his late 20s and pretty hot. But he seemed very shy and straight. Of course when i get customers who are shy in the sex store i try to put them at ease. Make them laugh and joke around with them ect.
im a professional smutt pusher after all.


So we joke around and he eventually buys a hiny-can. Cut to 40 min later when i recieve a phonecall.
"um yeah, hi... i was in there earlier and bought that hinycan from you"
"sure i remember you"
"well listen its not really working"
"um what do you mean"? i say
"well its too tight.... i cant get my dick into it"

"have you lubed it up"? i say

"yeah... i dont know if im not hard enough or if my cock is to big or what. But i cant get it in"
"ummm have you tried pulling the fleshy part out of the can" I say
"ummm hold on" he says


....really! your doing this while were on the phone! ...REALLY!!!"

"mabye your not hard enough or else your dick is simply too big" I say (what am i doing here)

"oh hold on " he says

then there is about 2 min of pregnant silence to which point i have to say
"well i hope you figure it out.......anyways i have to go now"
click


I wonder if people who work at K-mart deal with this sort of customer service senarios?